Freedom Spike In My Lone Star
Dreamt that I was being held personally responsible for somehow damaging one of the Statue of Liberty’s Crown points. Unfortunately, those Freedom spikes are expensive, and I was struggling. So a sad man walks into to a bar (me), and right as I do, “Tuff Enough” starts jamming on the TV, and I’m like, “Yeah, alriiiight…” But then the Fabulous Thunderbirds themselves walk in right behind me, singing along to their own song. So I offer a round, and they accept. But the bartender looks funny after swiping my card. “Can I see you passport?” he asks. Seeing a red X from 2004, he says, “The church says you can’t use your debit card at a bar if your passport has ever been denied. Plus, says here you can’t pay for a damaged statue to your very freedoms?” I ask, “What’s the church got to do with my passport, my bank, and a ‘statue to my very freedoms?’ I just want to buy these guys a beer!” Jimmie Vaughn shakes his head. “This is Texas,” he sighs. “And you may be right, but you might wanna getcherself Right,” and I woke up embarrassed.
Day 1 Brilliance in Final Cut
I shall learn it as twas my forefathers’ bread / butter.
Two Jazzmaster Johns
It’s not that late, but I’m alone in the living room. Devon’s retired to the Beach House, our little bungalow, exhausted after beers with Danish songwriters in Texas. I wanted to send my friends a video of me playing a new number, but my friends are tough, and they’d never dig the currert state of this jank. Woe is he left to post rare pictures of John Lennon forwarded earlier by his wife who makes coffee before she goes to bed and also wakes him 30 minutes after she’s done yoga by smoothing his eyes.
Wrong # Text Conversation
(His words in caps, mine not) YO, YOU WORKING? Who dis? WHATCHU MEAN IT’S DAVID YOUR OLD BOSS. Not sure if you’re hysterical or have the wrong number. IS THIS CAMERON? I wish it were. You seem like a nice boss, David, checking in after all this time and all. WHO IS THIS?! My name is Paul. Let me know if any positions open up at work, okay? Thanks, D. I AM AN AWESOME BOSS AS A MATTER OF FACT!!! I believe you, stop yelling. WHAAAAT?? Listen, David, I don’t appreciate being spoken to like this. I don’t think I can work here anymore. I’m quitting. WHATEVA AHOLE PAULA.
Two Kids Like This Song
more than those other kids liked Radiohead. These two are friends, by the way, and I am rooting for their forever happiness.
Kids review Paranoid Android
When I was their age, I hardly ever listened to Radiohead.
Batgirl is A Little Mouthy
I’m just saying that, um, well, like, Robin & Batman have, like, worked together a long time. And I mean, like, when companies, like, expand…. Oh forget it, she’s a valuable asset to the team and has a doctorate in library science. Take care, TCB!
Discovery’s Flight Deck
In detail. Also if you were wondering how long Max and Jinx will be friends, that answer is here.
Alive Inside
Yesterday was alright. Day trip into the Texas hill country to see the wildflowers. BBQ in a town that looked like being there at high noon would be a bad idea. Then out to the country for enchiladas at the writer’s retreat Sam Baker’s been building for years. We dipped in the river and jumped over a racer snake, looked up birds and spied on spotted deer. At night, we had to take it slow on the highway because the cattle were out.
Tubbs Whispers Wisdom to Mahoney; Mother Mary Busy
Carlton, Theo, Right Said Fred, the Hulk, Bud Bundy, Tanya Harding, and a posse of their besties gather on a beach at sunset to insist that we let something be how it is. I wish this video were way longer.
