Meow Wish I Were Jewish

I was an altar boy.  I wasn’t any good at it though.  It’s not that I’d yet organized any organized opinion of organized religion.  Naw, I was just a giddy twerp who liked to make faces at my fellow altar boy — the congregation too.  The priest chastised me twice, but not three times… I got fired.  Thinking back, I wonder why my younger brother wasn’t subjected to the showbiz.  Anyhow, back to watching a bio on the great Tommy Cooper.