Wrong # Text Conversation
(His words in caps, mine not) YO, YOU WORKING? Who dis? WHATCHU MEAN IT’S DAVID YOUR OLD BOSS. Not sure if you’re hysterical or have the wrong number. IS THIS CAMERON? I wish it were. You seem like a nice boss, David, checking in after all this time and all. WHO IS THIS?! My name is Paul. Let me know if any positions open up at work, okay? Thanks, D. I AM AN AWESOME BOSS AS A MATTER OF FACT!!! I believe you, stop yelling. WHAAAAT?? Listen, David, I don’t appreciate being spoken to like this. I don’t think I can work here anymore. I’m quitting. WHATEVA AHOLE PAULA.